Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Rest In Peace

Today is a sad day. 

I had just learned this afternoon that Sillan, an ex staff of my company I worked for was unfortunately involved in a robbery and was killed.

Although I am not very close to him but we had met for a few times and it is easy to know on the spot that he is one of the few nicest people around that you can find. 

It is true the saying that goes: "You never know what is going to happen tomorrow". So please cherish everyone around you because you never knew... So to all my friends out there, even though I never say it, but please know that I always love you guys. Well, maybe not Mohan.

My deepest condolences to the family of Sillan and I hope that whoever did it will sooner or later caught by the hands of law.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

12/2/2009

Jerkass Customer: Hi, I need to get a passbook for this account number. Apparently you guys did not make one for me when I open the account here. 

Bank Employee A: No, we give passbook to every account opened.

Jerkass Customer: Look, I told you that you did not make one for me.

Bank Employee A: It's impossible. I'm sure each customer will have one passbook upon registration.

Jerkass Customer: You go check with my company. That time when I opened the account you people  gave me an option of whether or not getting the passbook.

Bank Employee B: What seems to be the problem? (Taking over from Bank Employee A)

Jerkass Customer: Look, I already had this same conversation last 4 month. All I want is to get the frigging passbook so I can print the frigging bank statement for my frigging loan!

Bank Employee B: But we are certain we issued passbook to each new customer!

Jerkass Customer: (Annoyed) OK! So be it! Let's just assumed I lost the book! So can you just make me a new frigging passbook so I don't need to have this conversation AGAIN next time?

Bank Employee B: That will be RM20 sir.

Jerkass Customer: Yeah, you take that bloody 20 bucks.

Bank Employee B: Sir, you opened your account since 2006. You really don't have a passbook?

Jerkass Customer: YES I DON'T HAVE IT FOR 3 YEARS!

Bank Employee C: (Barge in) Did I hear you want to get a loan? What loan you're getting sir? Car loan? Would you like to apply from us?

Jerkass Customer: NO! I just applied from your bank last few month and it was slow as hell. 

Bank Employee C: But different people different working style. Maybe the agent is just slow, we are faster.

Jerkass Customer: (Growing a horn, beard and tail. Reddish eye.) Look, can we not talk about your bloody loan before this issue with passbook is settled?

Bank Employee C walk away, pissed off.

Bank Employee B: Please fill in these forms please and sign here and there. Please take a seat first.

Jerkass Customer: (Thinking to himself) What the hell is wrong with these people? I'd told them time and time again that they did not give me the passbook. Don't they understand English?

Bank Employee B: Sir I can't give you the passbook today because there is still unsettled transaction in your account. Can you come back again tomorrow?

Jerkass Customer: What??? (grumbling) Fine I'll come back tomorrow. Then can you print me  the 3 month bank statement for my loan?

Bank Employee B: I'm sorry but we can only print one month bank statement only for you.

Jerkass Customer: What? But last time one of you just printed it for me! (and they did) How come now you can't?

Bank Employee B: I think only credit officer can do that. Can I know the officer in charged that time?

Jerkass Customer: How would I be able to remember her name? It's like 4 month ago!

Bank Employee B: I really can't do anything...

Jerkass Customer: !@#$%^& (mumbling to himself again) Fine I'll come back again tomorrow for the passbook.

[On the way back]

Jerkass Customer: I'd told them repeatedly that I don't have the passbook! Why can't they just listen? Keep telling me I had it... Fine, I'll search my drawer. If I can't find it they're doomed tomorrow.

[At home, searching his drawer]

Jerkass Customer: Maybank... RHB... Alliance... see? I told them I don't frigging have it! Oh wait, what's this? If it isn't...

... FUCK.

[The Jerkass Customer is too embarrased of what had happened and decided not to go back to the bank for at least another 3 month.]

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

I had enough of it! It's harassing me every second I use it! The slowness, the hiccups, the battery drain... Gyahhhh...@#$%^&*()!

Oh what's it you ask? Of course I'm talking about Windows Vista! Been using it for 3 months. It seems like each and every time I open my laptop the speed get slower and slower... I can feel my head is growing more white hair than they should and that my health is deteriorating fast.

People always tell me the new is better. Blehhh... either they're just plain dumb or they use Mac. For now, I'll stick back to Windows XP. The only way I'll get back to Vista is someone giving me RM1 million. Maybe Windows 7 will be better, but hey, it is still Windows... (shrug)

Hmmm... Doesn't this situation kind of similiar? Oh yeah... same thing happen during Windows 98 - Millennium - XP transition time. Heh, still Windows.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

OK OK...! I know I promised to do a report on my Bandung trip. I'll get into it as soon as possible! Hopefully... maybe...

...

(sigh)

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Trust Issue

Is it so hard to remember to bring the frigging things I asked for? It had been like a month and I still haven't got it! I had called, texted, reminded, pushed, blowed and yet people can STILL be ignorant enough to remember to bring the frigging thing! Dudes, you're like, 20+ years old already. Do you need me to YELL at you? If I have to, things will be ugly. Yeah, if you forgot about it the first time I can still laugh it off but after the tenth time it's not funny. It's downright absurd.

And people have the nerve to tell me that I had trust issue. I'm being very patience because I'm borrowing things from these people. You are the one who say I can borrow it so make your words count! If you changed your mind, tell me so I don't need to wait like brick! When I asked politely why you forgot to bring it you give me those stupid face that says: "You think I owe you?" You never know how hard I try to resist the urge to punch you right in your monkey face...

Heck, it even happened when I borrow them things. I had told them it is not mine and they should return it to me when they are done with it. In the end, guess what? Waited half a month and wasted all those phone credits to tell them "give me back the effing thing!!!" Look, if you continue to behave like this in the end it will only bite you back HARD. Your behaviour will going to deeply impact your working and social life. Hell, what do they know? They don't need to use their effing money to go to college or university. Surely they think they can still fool around like they are now when they are working.


...
Damn. You know what? I'll never borrow things to AND from them anymore. Go eat banana!
t(-_-t)

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Hello Malaysia...

Sigh...~         T_T

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Goodbye Malaysia...!

Y^^Y